Friday, November 8, 2013

Great Moustaches of History: Sir Hulk Hogan

How do you make a great moustache greater? Add more moustache, of course! Here at GMOH HQ, we receive around 27,000 moustache submissions every day, and approximately 26,996 of those submissions are the same picture; this one:


Yes, today we honour the horseshoe king, WWF, WCW, WWE, and now GMOH champion, Sir Hulk Hogan. Sir Hulk is a true wrestling superhero, and his snow white waterfall shimmers with a mystical iridescence. Tales of Sir Hulk chasing down a unicorn and plucking its silken tail to create this sumptuous ‘stache are surely just legend. Surely...

Gentlemen, Sir Hulk Hogan.

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