Today's Great Moustache of History is out of this world, literally. Or was, literally. Today we celebrate the finest moustache to have ever entered low Earth orbit, Sir Chris Hadfield. Fighter pilot, author, spaceman, Sir Chris is estimated to be at least 183 percent testosterone and 27 percent moustache. Scientists speculate his ability to exist at 2.1 times beyond the theoretical limit is due to the time dilation experienced during his 166 days in space. We of the GMOH board speculate it’s due to Sir Chris being awesome. And, as everyone knows, the rules of math do not apply to awesome.
Gentlemen, Sir Chris Hadfield...
Gentlemen, Sir Chris Hadfield...
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