Gentlemen, we're 3 weeks deep. You've made it past pre-pubescence, passed the porn star point, and are now proudly parading toward upper-pucker perfection. Enjoy these final days of Movember, and try not to drown in the social and romantic opportunities that are now raining upon you.
Today, as we do some days, as we should have done the other day but didn't because maybe we had too many drinks and didn't get time to do it but now we're really sorry about not doing it, we honour another great moustache of history. Today we salute our first musical moustache. A moustache of great flamboyance. A moustache responsible for more number-one singles than any other moustache. Yes, today's great moustache belongs to none other than Sir Freddie Mercury.
There is not an adjective in English that could suitably flatter this man of immense talent and immense moustache, so we shall end this short bio here with a fitting quote:
Today, as we do some days, as we should have done the other day but didn't because maybe we had too many drinks and didn't get time to do it but now we're really sorry about not doing it, we honour another great moustache of history. Today we salute our first musical moustache. A moustache of great flamboyance. A moustache responsible for more number-one singles than any other moustache. Yes, today's great moustache belongs to none other than Sir Freddie Mercury.
There is not an adjective in English that could suitably flatter this man of immense talent and immense moustache, so we shall end this short bio here with a fitting quote:
"I don't like it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God. I mean, he's pretty good, but he's not Freddie Mercury" - The InternetGentlemen, Sir Freddie Mercury...
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