Sunday, December 1, 2013

Great Moustaches of History: You

Gentlemen, please turn your heads skyward and swiftly raise a taut hand to your brow. For today it is our own Great Moustaches that we salute.

We faced many challenges over the past 4.29 weeks: insults, snickering, ravenous jealousy, and far too much eye contact from strangers. But, we stayed strong, and over time, our upper lips grew to become barriers against both the chilly November winds and the emotional batterings we weathered.

Gentlemen, many a man’s bowel thanks you for your Movember participation, and I thank you too. Thanks for reading, and stay brave my bare-lipped buddies for Movember 2014 is just 335 days away!

Pete