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Great Moustaches of History: You

Gentlemen, please turn your heads skyward and swiftly raise a taut hand to your brow. For today it is our own Great Moustaches that we salute.

We faced many challenges over the past 4.29 weeks: insults, snickering, ravenous jealousy, and far too much eye contact from strangers. But, we stayed strong, and over time, our upper lips grew to become barriers against both the chilly November winds and the emotional batterings we weathered.

Gentlemen, many a man’s bowel thanks you for your Movember participation, and I thank you too. Thanks for reading, and stay brave my bare-lipped buddies for Movember 2014 is just 335 days away!

Pete

Day 29: Quick! I need a reload, I'm out of pun am-mo

Day 28: Moustaches and mo-nogamy don't mix

Great Moustaches of History: Sir Tom Selleck

Gentlemen, today's Great Moustache of History belongs to none other than Mr. Tom Selleck, celebrated super-hunk best known for playing Magnum PI and inventing the 1980s. For those of you too young to remember, Magnum PI was a TV for-hire sleuth, so named for his gun-like demeanor and inability to divide rationally into the circumference of a circle. 

Sir Tom's heart-melting lip whiskers almost single handedly transformed the moustache from antiquated aristocratic accessory into the boastful flag of virility that it now is.

Gentlemen, Sir Tom Selleck…

Day 27: Member of the moustache mo-narchy

Day 26: Battle of the Ala-mo